Are you excited? I bet you aren't!
I have made a zine about the event, telling you who I think is terrible (most of them), and who is okay. If you give me an email (tomorrowboy, gmail) I'll send you a PDF of it, but here are some jpgs you can at least look at. Maybe you can print them off and make your own copy? (It's formatted for A4 size.)
(And yes, I wrote most of this drunk.)